About Breathemein
18. Boston. Senior
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Breathemein's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    55%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    20%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    65%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    13%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    66%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    29%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    48%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    10%
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Breathemein's favorite FMLs

Today, I stepped outside the house with my wife. She looked up at the sky and asked me in all seriousness if stars are man-made. FML

By baby, baby no - / Friday 9 November 2012 18:39 / United States - Ladys Island

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

By ananymous / Thursday 1 November 2012 03:04 / United States - Spencerport

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

By mocass’1 - / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 / France

Today, my boyfriend and I were preparing for the arrival of Hurricane Sandy. I tasked him with going out to buy emergency groceries in case we lose power. He returned with dozens of microwave cup noodles. We're going to starve. FML

By cupnoodles - / Sunday 28 October 2012 20:14 / United States - Stony Brook

Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:43 / United States - Lahaina