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  • Town/Country : Celtics Fever, America
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37638) - you deserved it (3779)

On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

#17337129
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27810) - you deserved it (2070)

On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

#17056931
94 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

#16758586
227 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38264) - you deserved it (5833)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. His reason was because he's moving away for college. That won't be for another year. FML

#16751936
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21681) - you deserved it (3352)

On 06/19/2011 at 9:20pm - love - by youngblood (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

#16715117
145 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML

#16714165
119 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
269 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
210 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

#16447719
123 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 4:09am - misc - by Username - Singapore

Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML

#16117533
160 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:24pm - work - by scruffy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

#6753544
145 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm - love - by toiletgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML

#6752846
112 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by sadsadlady (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934
99 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)



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