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Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. His reason was because he's moving away for college. That won't be for another year. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 9:20pm - love - by youngblood (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)
Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML
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Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 1:24pm - work - by scruffy (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was talking to my wife of two years on the phone, when she suddenly broke down and confessed to having been cheating on me with my best friend. Apparently, it started 8 months ago. I've been in Afghanistan for 10 months. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 12:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm - love - by toiletgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by sadsadlady (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
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