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breathemein
  • Town/Country : Celtics Fever, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6974
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About breathemein : Heyloo there,
I might be small but I'm big at heart.
I come off shy to most people.
I'm not the typical girl.
I love video gaming with the boys.
I party with my girls until the AM.
I'm the nice girl until you mess with me.

Msg me if you want (:
Xoxo ;

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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3329) - you deserved it (15952)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML

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On 11/12/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by friedchicken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

#17698757 (115)

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On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML

#17577753 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (16205) - you deserved it (1352)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166 (140)

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

#17392866 (187)

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On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

#17056931 (140)

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On 07/10/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

#16758586 (318)

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181 (460)

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On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. His reason was because he's moving away for college. That won't be for another year. FML

#16751936 (105)

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On 06/19/2011 at 9:20pm - love - by youngblood (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

#16715117 (178)

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML

#16714165 (135)

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334 (305)

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)