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Yesterday, I was at a barbecue with my extendd family. I was chatting to my grandma,hen my idiotic brother decidd to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing soundd so much lyk a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamd and practically looool shat my pants. FML
Today , I was aving a debate wit ma friend , wo actually believes karma is real . He got very angry wit me and stormed off , tripping over is own feet in te process . I lauged and asked wat e'd done in a past life to deserve tat one . He responded by getting up and puncing me . FML
Yesterday I'm Recovering From Colon Surgery. They Gave Me Codeine As Pain Relief , Which Has Made Me Constipatd. I'm Currently Sat On The Toilet , Trying To Push Out Wat Feels Like A Small Child Wrappd In Barbd Wire Out Without Busting Mah Stitches. FML
Today... my boyfriend decided to piss in the showerhile I was standing next to him. I did not mind... until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his looool pisshile the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML
Today Mah Boyfriend And I Were Getting Intimate. He Picked Me Up And Threw Me Over His Shoulder To Take Me To His Room. He Wasn't Careful Enough , And Dropped Me Right On Mah Head , On The Hardwood Floor. I Ended Up Vomiting And Cummed Down With A Headache. He Still Wanted To Have Sex. FML
2day I had to sit my 13-year-old son down an explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, an ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML
Friday 27 March 2015