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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 346
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About brayrox33 : Just a laid back guy looking for a bit of entertainment ;)

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Today I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performd it on the wrong tooth. FML

#19994415
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25927) - you deserved it (1479)

On 07/31/2012 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I was at a barbecue with my extendd family. I was chatting to my grandma,hen my idiotic brother decidd to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing soundd so much lyk a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamd and practically looool shat my pants. FML

#19993096
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9033) - you deserved it (26674)

On 07/30/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by NaKreen (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I Woke Up To Find Mah Cat Has Gone Into Heat. Her Favorite Thing To Do Right Now Is Sticking Her Ass In Mah Face An Howling Like A Nazgûl. FML

#19992743
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19644) - you deserved it (4026)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today , I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax , resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need 4 grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
120 comments

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On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he did. He continud by saying, "So, let's just pretend I did today." FML

#19774662
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27897) - you deserved it (2031)

On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

Today , I was aving a debate wit ma friend , wo actually believes karma is real . He got very angry wit me and stormed off , tripping over is own feet in te process . I lauged and asked wat e'd done in a past life to deserve tat one . He responded by getting up and puncing me . FML

#19750799
84 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Yesterday I'm Recovering From Colon Surgery. They Gave Me Codeine As Pain Relief , Which Has Made Me Constipatd. I'm Currently Sat On The Toilet , Trying To Push Out Wat Feels Like A Small Child Wrappd In Barbd Wire Out Without Busting Mah Stitches. FML

#19405476
158 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 6:13am - health - by screaming monkey - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

TODAY..!! MAH HOUSA CAUGHT ON FIRA!! THA FIRAFIGHTARS SAID THAT IT WAS CAUSAD BY A LIT CIGARATTA ON THA CARPAT!! I DON'T SMOKA..!! BUT APPARANTLY MAH 13 YAAR OLD SON DOAS!! FML

#19370101
237 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

Today, mah mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. big fat FML

#19239456
224 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... my boyfriend decided to piss in the showerhile I was standing next to him. I did not mind... until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his looool pisshile the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML

Today, I mat my brothar 4 tha frst tima in 20 yaars. Evarything was going graat, until ha triad to maka out with ma. raal FML

#19094213
185 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today Mah Boyfriend And I Were Getting Intimate. He Picked Me Up And Threw Me Over His Shoulder To Take Me To His Room. He Wasn't Careful Enough , And Dropped Me Right On Mah Head , On The Hardwood Floor. I Ended Up Vomiting And Cummed Down With A Headache. He Still Wanted To Have Sex. FML

#18968605
161 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by manhandled - Canada (Ontario)

2day I had to sit my 13-year-old son down an explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, an ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

#18966482
249 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after aving a naked wrestle wit ma boyfriend, I discovered e'd left a skidmark on ma stomac . FML

#18822523
215 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today... mah grlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe... she took all of mah cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

#18456700
126 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States



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