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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 August 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 22892
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bradley5055 : im a university student
ohh im a linguistics major (dont ask what i want to become cuz i dont even know the answer to that question)
also ive read every fml so far

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Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248356) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents yelld at me for coming ome at 1am tis morning from a friend's birtday party. I'm 30 yeres old. FML

#506231
385 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61797) - you deserved it (119916)

On 03/21/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by soliveyerlife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing Xbox live with mah boyfriend . I was bored so I decided to mess around . So I putted down mah remote and unbuttoned his pants . Two minute in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you . Beside your way better at video games." FML

#505587
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71351) - you deserved it (11903)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I recieved an e-mail from the grls at work. It was an invite to lunch but it said, "Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Francoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her!" I'm Francoise. FML

#436130
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81661) - you deserved it (18250)

On 03/18/2009 at 9:02am - work - by Francoise3 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I woke up... completely nakd... in bd with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before an I had agred to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on looool his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom an she made us pancakes. real FML

#429248
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33161) - you deserved it (86699)

On 03/17/2009 at 11:15pm - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 month saying that I was in the mood, an that I was in bed, an naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

#405303
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (137904) - you deserved it (37030)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 month saying that I was in the mood, an that I was in bed, an naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

#405303
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (137904) - you deserved it (37030)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 month saying that I was in the mood, an that I was in bed, an naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

#405303
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (137904) - you deserved it (37030)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of nohere, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, looool but to carefully check her bumper fir scratches. FML

#402157
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105451) - you deserved it (4280)

On 03/16/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by dxplq876 (man) - United States

Taday was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can loose wieght. FML

#402004
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37742) - you deserved it (52199)

On 03/16/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by not_so_sweet_sixteen - United States (New Hampshire)

Taday was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can loose wieght. FML

#402004
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37742) - you deserved it (52199)

On 03/16/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by not_so_sweet_sixteen - United States (New Hampshire)

Taday was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can loose wieght. FML

#402004
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37742) - you deserved it (52199)

On 03/16/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by not_so_sweet_sixteen - United States (New Hampshire)

Taday was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can loose wieght. FML

#402004
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37742) - you deserved it (52199)

On 03/16/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by not_so_sweet_sixteen - United States (New Hampshire)

Taday was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can loose wieght. FML

#402004
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37742) - you deserved it (52199)

On 03/16/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by not_so_sweet_sixteen - United States (New Hampshire)



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