About Bradley5055
im a university student ohh im a linguistics major (dont ask what i want to become cuz i dont even know the answer to that question) also ive read every fml so far
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Bradley5055's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water only to see my 75 year old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asks me if we have any coffee creamer. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 6 May 2009 01:39 / United States

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

By anonymous - / Tuesday 5 May 2009 14:17 / United States

Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML

By penisface69 - / Tuesday 5 May 2009 04:41 / United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

By JessBaby - / Monday 4 May 2009 20:44 / United States

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 May 2009 12:40 / Australia