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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 August 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 23591
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bradley5055 : im a university student
ohh im a linguistics major (dont ask what i want to become cuz i dont even know the answer to that question)
also ive read every fml so far

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Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26210) - you deserved it (2127)

On 12/30/2008 at 4:35am - work - by Cody - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33032) - you deserved it (3264)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28245) - you deserved it (3394)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (31744) - you deserved it (15287)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47477) - you deserved it (8819)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

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