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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 23317
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bradley5055 : im a university student
ohh im a linguistics major (dont ask what i want to become cuz i dont even know the answer to that question)
also ive read every fml so far

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bradley5055's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29750) - you deserved it (8541)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML

#630
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23024) - you deserved it (1893)

On 12/30/2008 at 4:35am - work - by Cody - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29558) - you deserved it (2865)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

#576
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26291) - you deserved it (3199)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30343) - you deserved it (14819)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44733) - you deserved it (8297)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version



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