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bradley5055
  • Town/Country : toronto, canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 August 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 18639
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bradley5055 : im a university student
ohh im a linguistics major (dont ask what i want to become cuz i dont even know the answer to that question)
also ive read every fml so far

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Today, I flew from New York to San Fransisco with my wife. We were seated apart and were texting each other about our seatmates in Spanish. I told her the ass of the woman next to me was oozing under the armrest and making my leg sweat. The oozer told me that lots of fat asses can read Spanish. 6 hours to SF. FML

#2177396 (334)

I agree, your life sucks (10610) - you deserved it (50618)

On 05/22/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by mecago (man) - United States (California)

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Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML

#2168919 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (49586) - you deserved it (3282)

On 05/22/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by fmlcops (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today. We were all giggling like little girls for the better half of 15 minutes. I don't know what is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43. FML

#2110386 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (34955) - you deserved it (9658)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

#2074546 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (53562) - you deserved it (5923)

On 05/19/2009 at 6:13am - misc - by notnerb - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053 (704)

I agree, your life sucks (120422) - you deserved it (28803)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML

#1963959 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (19871) - you deserved it (5313)

On 05/15/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by jayden5 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

#1925712 (262)

I agree, your life sucks (46059) - you deserved it (10927)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my fiance brought me to his friend's house to hang out. When I got there they said they were playing cards and invited me to join. I sat down with the expectation that they were playing poker. No. They were playing Magic Cards and they thought it was COOL. My fiance plays MAGIC CARDS! FML

#1864199 (707)

I agree, your life sucks (20588) - you deserved it (40358)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by notyourallie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water only to see my 75 year old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asks me if we have any coffee creamer. FML

#1678195 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (36961) - you deserved it (1565)

On 05/05/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

#1658004 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (20755) - you deserved it (41397)

On 05/05/2009 at 10:17am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking with this cute guy. I mentioned the fact that I'm single. His response, "It'd be awkward, but we can still fuck." FML

#1650776 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (53861) - you deserved it (7112)

On 05/05/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by penisface69 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

#1631844 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (63757) - you deserved it (4237)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by JessBaby (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

#1617373 (536)

I agree, your life sucks (65821) - you deserved it (177614)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682 (325)

I agree, your life sucks (168583) - you deserved it (8584)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701 (345)

I agree, your life sucks (17620) - you deserved it (61519)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)