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(,(")("), I am br0ccoli
At the end of life, no one will say, "I wish I had done this and that to get Person A ,B and C's approval." I don't want to die unfulfilled, having lived a life that was meant to get the approval of someone else at the expense of my happiness. I would rather savor the moment for myself and be labeled as being selfish than to live up to an identity that doesn't align with who I am.
Anyone who offers conditional approval just wants to control you. It's not about building character. It's about making you into a clone of the shell of a human being that they are; devoid of introspection and individuality.
Carve your own path and laugh often. At the end of life, you only need the approval of One.
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by Anonymous / 08/28/2012 at 12:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, my mother-in-law said I wasn't the type she expected her son to marry, as he's always dated cheerleaders and model types. I must have looked offended, so she added, "I mean they weren't smart like you." So, I might be smart but I'm the ugliest girl my husband has ever been with. FML
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Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
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