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by Kwalker3 / 05/06/2012 at 2:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Random / 01/31/2012 at 9:41am / United States / Love
Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML
by broke / 01/17/2012 at 11:08am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by ThatOneGirl646 / 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Imgonnahaveabf / 01/05/2012 at 7:06am / United States / Animals
by cazorp / 01/05/2012 at 6:43am / United States (Texas) / Money
by tooearly / 01/01/2012 at 3:31am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 6:23am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Intimacy
by Nick / 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
by rammedbehind / 08/26/2009 at 5:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Transportation
- Today, I had surgery to remove a kidney stone that was causing horrible pain. They couldn't reach… Today, my little cousin that's sleeping over tried to reenact the game "Elsa brain surgery" with me… Today, I found out at the ripe age of 24, I may never have children due to what my doctor said were…