About bosox1995 : Just a Canadian guy living the life in an igloo with my pet beaver havin some timmies ehh?
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Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2015 at 11:45am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 6:16am / India / Love
Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML
by Ravhi Karia / 04/03/2015 at 9:41am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Health
Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML
by Daughter of the year / 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Miscellaneous
by nohobo / 03/09/2015 at 5:22pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
by Highnapple / 03/04/2015 at 2:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
by mybfthecrossdresser / 01/20/2015 at 10:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by anon / 01/19/2015 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/17/2015 at 2:00pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by SouthPaw / 01/14/2015 at 4:48pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
by middleagednurse / 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/14/2015 at 8:58am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
by can't win / 01/13/2015 at 11:25am / Australia / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We… Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door… Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while…