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bookb2535
  • Town/Country : St. Catharines , Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 622
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bookb2535 : Hey!!!
I'm Brandon, I love anything to do with Sound Engineering,Lighting Design, Broadcasting and Photography!
I'm Usually Pretty Chill and love too meet new people!!
Go ahead, Message me :P

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Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

#16019768
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13261) - you deserved it (58279)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

#15999474
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26845) - you deserved it (3682)

On 05/01/2011 at 1:36am - love - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

#15945693
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26470) - you deserved it (3904)

On 04/27/2011 at 4:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37516) - you deserved it (11792)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42898) - you deserved it (4503)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
242 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
224 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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