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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (24 years)
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Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (30519) - you deserved it (5432)

On 09/03/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28752) - you deserved it (2324)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27957) - you deserved it (5362)

On 08/30/2012 at 9:08pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, while I was at work, a coworker began ranting about his theory that the government is going to create a disease that sterilises everyone, and use the antidote to control the population. I was just trying to take a crap in the stall next to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19927) - you deserved it (1763)

On 08/29/2012 at 3:19pm - work - by Pooping - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I received a call from my future sister in-law, telling me that she and her future husband had decided to hold their wedding ceremony on my birthday. I was told not to celebrate my birthday, as it would "take away the attention to the true meaning of the day." FML

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24419) - you deserved it (11964)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by S. (woman) - Estonia

Today, my swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment for his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly. They're 8-11 year olds who are still learning to swim. I feel like my arms and legs are filled with lead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24150) - you deserved it (2177)

On 08/25/2012 at 5:59pm - health - by blue (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to give my boyfriend an enema. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21236) - you deserved it (2753)

On 08/24/2012 at 1:21am - health - by coop7291 - United States

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22201) - you deserved it (3239)

On 08/23/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by fet (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38610) - you deserved it (9459)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25466) - you deserved it (2562)

On 08/17/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was suntanning outside, when I had a bout of nausea. I rushed to the toilet, hoping at all costs to just dry-heave it away. When I lifted the lid, I was faced with two of the most rancid floaters I've ever seen, courtesy of my live-in gran. Well, my stomach's empty now. FML


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On 08/16/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by rainbows? more like shitstorms (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30236) - you deserved it (3231)

On 08/15/2012 at 7:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27395) - you deserved it (1761)

On 08/13/2012 at 6:12pm - love - by impickingyourhomegran (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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