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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7678
  • Number of comments : 597
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About boofgall : Hey, I guess I'm somewhat a regular here. Facts about me? Okay!
I love exercising, running, eating pesto and cleaning (I know, I know..). FML is daily nutrition. Aren't you glad know this stuff now?

If you like Instagram, mines Phoxxor.

My favorite commenters are:
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Please refrain from the following:
-"Umad bro?",
-"He's a keeper!"
-"That sucks OP! :(" -Well, yeah. That's why it's here.
-Spelling like a blind toddler.

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Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

#18275537
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24874) - you deserved it (6924)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML

#18271050
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11295) - you deserved it (20437)

On 11/17/2011 at 6:22am - health - by ray - United States

Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML

#18260182
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25634) - you deserved it (2784)

On 11/15/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ledon (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13853) - you deserved it (29392)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35954) - you deserved it (18868)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13048) - you deserved it (57962)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41472) - you deserved it (7194)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17192) - you deserved it (55840)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

#18233744
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40774) - you deserved it (3986)

On 11/13/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by unlucky - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

#18230323
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26915) - you deserved it (2433)

On 11/12/2011 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

#18210187
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47509) - you deserved it (3458)

On 11/10/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Nicoli - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33866) - you deserved it (9005)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40617) - you deserved it (5233)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

#18080163
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19503) - you deserved it (31064)

On 10/26/2011 at 12:14pm - money - by Pimaan - United States



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