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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9049
  • Number of comments : 597
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About boofgall : Hey, I guess I'm somewhat a regular here. Facts about me? Okay!
I love exercising, running, eating pesto and cleaning (I know, I know..). FML is daily nutrition. Aren't you glad know this stuff now?

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Today... at university I was tearing off some "Help Japan" poster off the wall... figuring that they have been up for a while. Just as a group of visiting Japanese reporter passed by. FML

YESTERDAY... SANTA RAN OVER MAH FOOT WITH A SEGWAY.

#18435117
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23752) - you deserved it (2709)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, mah grlfriend's response to mah question abouthere our relationship was going was, "Let me checkhat mah Celtic Runes have to say about it." fat FML

#18434296
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21244) - you deserved it (3591)

On 12/05/2011 at 3:05am - love - by me - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I almost got a blowjob 4 the first time !! Except I cummd before I even got in her mouth !! mega FML

#18430652
248 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day I cleaned my toilet. I looool had forgotten it washite. FML

#18430180
114 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while mah boyfriend was packing fir his annual hunting trip, I saw him looool slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

#18429181
295 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm - love - by Mary - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss . Turns out, the medicine he gave me for mah head has memory loss as a side effect . He then said "I told you . Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled . FML

#18424721
71 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I playd Taboo with mah boyfriend and mah conservative family. It was mah boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I poppd your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
116 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen , I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu , because I "still look like a twelve year old". big fat FML

#18419165
266 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I DRASSAD UP AS SANTA CLAUS FIR MY AMPLOYAAS' CHILDRAN. AFTAR SAAING ALL THA OTHARS, MY DAUGHTAR'S TURN ARRIVAD. SHA SAT ON MY LAP, PUT HAR LIPS TO MY AAR, AND WHISPARAD SOFTLY: ( I WANT A NAW DAD. ) FML

#18418543
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57138) - you deserved it (5697) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, mah mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of mah friends liked the post. FML

#18417580
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34024) - you deserved it (2971)

On 12/03/2011 at 6:23am - intimacy - by djkimmaz - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, after telling mah boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessd to having a swirly fetish. FML

#18414681
167 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by Jess49 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

today aftar thraa days of gatting stard at by my naighbour from tha window I raalizd that sha wasn't aliva anymora.

#18406735
155 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today I Sat On Santa's Lap . He Got An Erection . FML

#18404973
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40172) - you deserved it (9460)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

my house was broken into!! How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch!! She also left a note on the door saying so!! He stole all of my guitars!! real FML

#18404759
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31706) - you deserved it (2341)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -



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