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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12840
  • Number of comments : 597
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About boofgall : Hey, I guess I'm somewhat a regular here. Facts about me? Okay!
I love exercising, running, eating pesto and cleaning (I know, I know..). FML is daily nutrition. Aren't you glad know this stuff now?

If you like Instagram, mines Phoxxor.

My favorite commenters are:
TheIsland
DocBastard
SkoomaKi
NoorFML

Please refrain from the following:
-"Umad bro?",
-"He's a keeper!"
-"That sucks OP! :(" -Well, yeah. That's why it's here.
-Spelling like a blind toddler.

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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boofgall's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

by Lickmylovepump / 01/18/2012 at 11:09pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

by iliterallypoopedmyself / 01/18/2012 at 8:54pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

by too slow / 01/18/2012 at 12:09am / United States / Love

Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML

by anonymous / 01/18/2012 at 12:06am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML

by broke / 01/17/2012 at 11:08am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 6:57am / United States / Love

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 3:26am / Libyan Arab Jamahiriya / Intimacy

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 1:13am / Canada / Health

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

by Lea / 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

by geeklove / 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (North Carolina) / Geek

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 10:50pm / United States / Love

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 10:50pm / United States / Love

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 7:59pm / United States / Health