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Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 10:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by hannaaaahr (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Dockin (man) - India
Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 12:02pm - misc - by Andrew7847 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 11:33am - money - by bobbeta30 - United States (New York)
Today, I had to cancel my wedding. On top of being upset about the break up, I was informed I owed a $900 cancellation fee for not using the venue. Single and broke. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States
Today, I tried a self-tanner in an attempt to rid myself of my ghost-white legs. I got my wish, but instead of a warm golden tan, I have red, swollen, lobster-like marks sticking out from the bottom half of my torso. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 4:48pm - health - by owwwwwe - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)
Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)
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