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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10004
  • Number of comments : 597
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About boofgall : Hey, I guess I'm somewhat a regular here. Facts about me? Okay!
I love exercising, running, eating pesto and cleaning (I know, I know..). FML is daily nutrition. Aren't you glad know this stuff now?

If you like Instagram, mines Phoxxor.

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Please refrain from the following:
-"Umad bro?",
-"He's a keeper!"
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boofgall's favorite FMLs

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

#18894486
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24098) - you deserved it (2438)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

#18894486
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24098) - you deserved it (2438)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "shit", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother". FML

#18892248
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26302) - you deserved it (6953)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:26pm - kids - by gloria77 (woman) - United States

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

#18884103
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24506) - you deserved it (5960)

On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

#18883322
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35860) - you deserved it (5416)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

#18875899
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28175) - you deserved it (5937)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:50pm - misc - by antwo - United States

Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

#18875676
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27721) - you deserved it (1983)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

#18875593
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25862) - you deserved it (10660)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm - love - by Scumbagmemory (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

#18857605
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23981) - you deserved it (2605)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm - misc - by BadassRumbleroar - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

#18855245
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6902) - you deserved it (74729)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

#18855245
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6902) - you deserved it (74729)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML

#18852124
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10692) - you deserved it (30396)

On 01/19/2012 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39593) - you deserved it (2449)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

#18850090
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32923) - you deserved it (3562)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

#18850090
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32923) - you deserved it (3562)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States



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