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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8274
  • Number of comments : 597
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About boofgall : Hey, I guess I'm somewhat a regular here. Facts about me? Okay!
I love exercising, running, eating pesto and cleaning (I know, I know..). FML is daily nutrition. Aren't you glad know this stuff now?

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-"He's a keeper!"
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boofgall's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37117) - you deserved it (4297)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

#19006098
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29909) - you deserved it (2999)

On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML

#19005217
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8392) - you deserved it (36065)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by tkr (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

#18988836
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21834) - you deserved it (3003)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:22am - health - by foxyreegan - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27198) - you deserved it (5162)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42234) - you deserved it (9154)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

#18974719
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31224) - you deserved it (5037)

On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42442) - you deserved it (2991)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. FML

#18956163
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19877) - you deserved it (4541)

On 01/30/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by dumb mother (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

#18954605
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23474) - you deserved it (9191)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML

#18947150
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25665) - you deserved it (1726)

On 01/29/2012 at 9:36pm - work - by LowerCrust (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33431) - you deserved it (3578)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML

#18904031
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11980) - you deserved it (32632)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:00am - intimacy - by talkingtoaretard (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

#18896418
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30298) - you deserved it (3885)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

#18895827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10644) - you deserved it (22717)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by Dani - Australia



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