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Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 9:52pm - money - by thedri11 - United States (California)
Today, my daughter was still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 6:41pm - kids - by Aldoch -
Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast. Something funny was said, I laughed, lost my balance and fell off, with my feet still stuck in the footrests. Someone had to come and help me off. FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 10:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Cork)
Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at for nine years. FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 9:51am - work - by chlorinesmells - United States
Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at for nine years. FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 9:51am - work - by chlorinesmells - United States
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 6:15am - misc - by Ladieda (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML
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On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
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On 05/26/2012 at 7:06am - kids - by Never Work With Animals or Children (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I started my third day of a student exchange program in Belgium. My room-mate is a guy, our beds are in the same room, and he's always in and out of the bathroom. Consequently, I don't have nearly enough privacy to choke the cock, if you know what I mean. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by MySummerinEurope (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)
Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)
Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 3:07am - work - by emliv12 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, after 5 months of unemployment and hardcore job searching, I got hired for my dream job. I called my mum to tell her all about it, to which she responded, "Great honey! Now all you need to do is lose all that weight". She allowed me all of 4 minutes of feeling good about myself. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by daddyowl - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)
Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen years ago: a bench at a public park. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by thwack - United States
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