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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 June 1988 (26 years)
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TODAY IN AEROBICS, WHILE STRETCHING, MAH FRIEND LEANED OVER TO PULL THE LONG HAIR OFF MAH PANTS. IT WAS MAH PUBIC HAIR STICKING THROUGH MAH PANTS, AND I SCREAMED. FAT FML

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On 12/08/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by cookscatastrophy - United States (California)

yesterday my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

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On 12/07/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by proudparent (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hen approaching a stop light on my motorcycle, I went to extend my left leg as usual to balancehen stopped. Apparently my shoelace loop got wrapped around the shift lever and "tied" my shoe to the bike. It's hard to look coolhen you fall over fir no apparent reason at a stoplight. FML

#5682176
107 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 1:33pm - misc - by Crotch_Rocket_Rider (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today I had mah first raal data with mah first sarious boyfriand . I was looool narvous cuz from past axparianca . I laarnd mah lips wara a bit ticklish an I usually giggld a bit during kissing . Wall wa startd making out an I thought was I doing pratty good hiding mah laughs . Until I wat mysalf . FML

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On 08/25/2009 at 7:56pm - love - by RitaDahhlinnnng (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY... I WAS AT A LOCAL CINESE RESTAURANT WIT TWO OF MY FRIENDS. WE WERE LAUGING YSTERICALLY WEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME TO STOP MAKING ER LAUG BECAUSE SE WAS GOING TO PUKE... NATURALLY I KEPT EGGING IT ON. SE PUKED ALL OVER TE TABLE AN I WAS LAUGING SO ARD TAT I PEED MY PANTS. FML

#4672894
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On 08/20/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients cummd up to me and complaind about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, calld her out, and politely told her that she was not allowd in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

#4478498
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On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting fir it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really likd an how badly I wantd to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down an says "That's my little brother. So your the creeper he talks about." FML

#4420726
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On 08/10/2009 at 2:12am - love - by HouseMdFangirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

I was at te mall an someone peeked tier ead under te door of my dressing room wile I was alf dressed. Not knowing wo it was, I kicked im in te face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking 4 is moter. FML

#4137553
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On 07/29/2009 at 4:26pm - misc - by 4yrldkicker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I passed a omeless person asking fir cange. Wen I politely apologized and told im I ad none, e yelled angrily "wo comes to tis city witout money?" I replied "apparently, u do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

#4029321
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On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today... I was in an alavator with mah dad and savaral strangars. Whan tha alavator voica said... "Going down..." mah dad axcitadly said... "Man... I lova ithan sha says that!" loudly anough 4 avaryona to haar. FML

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On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the boss returned from vacation!! While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas!! Even after rinsing it we looool still have lime flavored water!! Needles to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior!!

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On 07/22/2009 at 6:15pm - work - by shayes9 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me wat I thought of Rhode Island bieng voted 4 the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

#3790297
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On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where you have to distinguish a colord number from the pattern. Not being able to, I spent hundreds of dollars on medical tests to discover that the pattern online was a joke.

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On 07/05/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by colorblind (woman) - United States (California)



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