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Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22896) - you deserved it (52311)

On 03/25/2014 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by testacular (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48648) - you deserved it (14900)

On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)



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