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Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML


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On 03/26/2013 at 7:40am - kids - by bear - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML


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On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML


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On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML


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On 08/14/2011 at 12:36am - health - by MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - United States (California)

Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML


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