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by bear / 03/26/2013 at 7:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by heallven / 01/31/2013 at 7:26am / Miscellaneous
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
by Bouh / 12/26/2012 at 11:04pm / Love
by Anonymous / 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by kise / 11/28/2012 at 1:20am / Health
by anonymous / 07/19/2012 at 6:31pm / United States / Love
by Anonyme / 05/29/2012 at 6:19am / Work
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
by Fillifilo / 04/18/2012 at 12:38am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML
by MomLovesMeLessThanTrash / 08/14/2011 at 12:36am / United States (California) / Health
by lauren / 07/08/2010 at 12:51am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by slut / 07/01/2010 at 9:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 06/30/2010 at 12:05am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by DaddyZ / 06/27/2010 at 9:30am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
by hunnydoll / 08/17/2009 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by BeboKhaos / 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…