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bobbington9298
  • Town/Country : Fairfax, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 March 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 234
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About bobbington9298 : Facts about me:

1) I am a bored teenager with way to much free time
2) I enjoy reading about other people's sad lives
3) I have been reading FMLs for quite some time, but only recently made an account.

Yeah that's pretty much all. Thanks for taking the time of clicking on my profile I guess.....

Oh, and DINKELBURG!!!!!!!

P.S. I am usually on the mobile app, so if you send me a message it might take a while to reply...

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bobbington9298's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (177309) - you deserved it (61360)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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549 comments

I agree, your life sucks (407036) - you deserved it (26454)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (222104) - you deserved it (37748)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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894 comments

I agree, your life sucks (525745) - you deserved it (37852)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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