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About bobbington9298 : Facts about me:
1) I am a bored teenager with way to much free time
2) I enjoy reading about other people's sad lives
3) I have been reading FMLs for quite some time, but only recently made an account.
Yeah that's pretty much all. Thanks for taking the time of clicking on my profile I guess.....
Oh, and DINKELBURG!!!!!!!
P.S. I am usually on the mobile app, so if you send me a message it might take a while to reply...
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML