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Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62833) - you deserved it (9181)

On 08/25/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

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On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I parked my car on the street to go to the gym. When i came back my car was blocked by a parade of people. I turned to a shop worker smoking a cigarette and said "Jesus! What the hell is going on?" I got many strange looks. It was a Good Friday parade lead by a local church. FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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