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About bmon : Baseball player. Living the dream. Feel free to message me.

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bmon's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52777) - you deserved it (3521)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

#17174791
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55336) - you deserved it (7015)

On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (140937) - you deserved it (7998)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77346) - you deserved it (23744)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116574) - you deserved it (16506)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
784 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67144) - you deserved it (14121)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

#15636235
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39980) - you deserved it (10996)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112716) - you deserved it (7953)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71900) - you deserved it (9853)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50230) - you deserved it (8182)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70214) - you deserved it (6590)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

#8658648
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56135) - you deserved it (2971)

On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109692) - you deserved it (12748)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63404) - you deserved it (3158)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49042) - you deserved it (3526)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)



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