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Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24658) - you deserved it (2448)

On 04/27/2011 at 6:50am - health - by c.m.g. -

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

#8742333 (302)

I agree, your life sucks (6646) - you deserved it (25771)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year old boyfriend having sex. FML

#8643603 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (18708) - you deserved it (4485)

On 02/25/2010 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by ryan and Zack - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

#8508631 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (4349) - you deserved it (20497)

On 02/21/2010 at 5:01am - love - by hoser - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML

#8507226 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (13528) - you deserved it (1796)

On 02/21/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by emih (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML

#8081301 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (23560) - you deserved it (2758)

On 02/10/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by ... - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

#8001805 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (20557) - you deserved it (6058)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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