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Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML

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Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML

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