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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (227181) - you deserved it (29241)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28666) - you deserved it (2903)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)



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