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About bluesoul : My favorite color is blue my second is black.I'm a animal person and my favorite animal is a tiger or wolf.I like drawing and my favorite sport is baseball.I like to play games like black ops 2,naughty bear,and castle crashers.My eye color is brown and my hair is dark brown but looks like black(the bottom half looks brown).I like bakery treats and many other foods.I hate exercise but am forced to do it anyway.I like to cook or bake.I love to read my favorite book is "White Fang".Another hobby I have is writing.My favorite music genres is rock/alternative.My least favorite is rap. Well that's me and I can't really judge my own personality so that's for others to decide. Have a great day and/or night.
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