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blueknight1st
  • Town/Country : Toledo, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 March 1980 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 9738
  • Number of comments : 341
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (329321) - you deserved it (35705)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7296) - you deserved it (43006)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:44am - animals - by Chubsley (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

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On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco



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