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The illustrated FMLs

Today, my husband used the vacuum cleaner. Proud of him for this first-ever initiative, I congratulated him. His second initiative was to stick the nozzle on my ass, yelling, "Liposuction!" FML

By chassezlenaturel - / Tuesday 24 March 2015 12:58 / Belgium
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By  Allnightampm  |  18

Sometimes guys are just gonna be complete dumbasses

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  aubamas  |  20

That's a spoiler of an episode from nip/tuck

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Worst excuse I've ever heard.

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  sunnyskys  |  18

one high powered machine lol

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  otaku2530  |  11

Doesn't really work with a vacuum but life your life

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  Garagedwella  |  26

I think your missing the point of what poster 2 was implying.

By  sunnyskys  |  18

hmmmm just gonna say that's what you get for saying that he never helps

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  sunnyskys  |  18

never said she was a bitch or that never does any work or anything, and some people are just to serious, I'm just saying that your able to mess around with people it would be hilarious if she turned around and used the vaccum on him, (play full messing) if she through a bitch fit then then she should cool her tits.

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  codytallica  |  38

Lighten up! lol. I'm sure it was a joke!

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  MrConcise  |  34

I remember a sketch some comedy group did, can't remember who, about a vacuum store that got customers trying to discreetly figure out which vacuum would give the best blowjob.

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