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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 March 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11440
  • Number of comments : 366
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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blueknight1st's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

#5136850
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12684) - you deserved it (48538)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was sitting with my boyfriend watching the Super Nanny. He watches the show regularly and said he has learned some of her techniques. Apparently, he uses them on me when I'm acting irrational. FML

#5124739
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11153) - you deserved it (43162)

On 09/08/2009 at 10:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

#5039169
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42248) - you deserved it (3173)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by no_hullabalo (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-wan)

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

#5022453
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27191) - you deserved it (39738)

On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML

#4978107
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44773) - you deserved it (8292)

On 09/01/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18667) - you deserved it (372845)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18667) - you deserved it (372845)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

#4861565
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44165) - you deserved it (20453)

On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

#4820623
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54314) - you deserved it (3413)

On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

#4805621
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23837) - you deserved it (31366)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML

#4751851
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31977) - you deserved it (3422)

On 08/23/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by Boltz719 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

#4639027
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15237) - you deserved it (67248)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

#4604892
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46221) - you deserved it (6491)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by JayBausch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63055) - you deserved it (7485)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while biking home from work, a 12 mile trip, I was speeding down a long hill and my jean pant leg got caught in the chain. It ripped, and then the rest of my pant leg ripped off. I had to bike 10 more miles half naked along the highway. FML

#4486771
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39022) - you deserved it (5793)

On 08/12/2009 at 10:01pm - misc - by OMGWTF (woman) - United States (California)



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