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Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball. I told him what had happened and he responded by spilling his ant farm into my underwear drawer. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 9:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML
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On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 5:30pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, while I was at work, I heard one of my employees laughing on the phone. I told him to shut up and get back to work. Turns out he was actually crying because his father had just died. FML
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On 08/01/2010 at 8:34pm - work - by bloodymatzaball - United States
Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML
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On 07/23/2010 at 9:18am - animals - by areyouserious (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was cutting the grass on my riding mower. I spent a good 3 hours working on it. When I finished, I got off and went to take a look. It looked the same as when I started. I then realized that I hadn't lowered the mower part. I spent 3 hours just driving around. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 4:48pm - misc - by Dumbfounded - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 2:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States
Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 1:29am - work - by argh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 2:44am - health - by kiriakousauce21 - Sent from mobile version
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