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Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
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On 04/11/2013 at 8:59pm - animals - by anyonmus - United States (Maryland)
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
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On 03/03/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by FUCKKKS (man) - United States
Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML
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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML
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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, the office coffee machine was relocated next to my desk. My co-worker insists on making several cups of the stuff per day, but instead of drinking it, he stands next to me, audibly swishes it through his teeth, gargles, and drools it back into the cup. I retch every single time. FML
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On 02/09/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by UuuuUUUUhhgghghghGHh (woman) - Kenya
Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 7:26am - misc - by heallven - Sent from mobile version
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
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On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version
Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
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On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML
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On 11/18/2012 at 2:04am - misc - by creys - United States
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
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On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)
Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by IndianAngel96 - United States (Texas)
Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by emilyhendrix0414 - United States
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
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On 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and not knowing how to respond, I blurted out, "Did it work?" FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom
Monday 20 May 2013
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