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Visits<b>Pyro_Wolf</b> - the 05/20/2013 at 4:52pm

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Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25609) - you deserved it (67647)

On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized my favorite pen advertises a vaginal cream. I've been letting people borrow it for months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37260) - you deserved it (8203)

On 05/01/2013 at 12:28pm - misc - by MrConcise (man) - United States



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