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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 November 1993 (21 years)
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Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML

#14659588
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14572) - you deserved it (26641)

On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

#14505614
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26416) - you deserved it (4956)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

#14385124
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20515) - you deserved it (5235)

On 12/29/2010 at 6:32pm - misc - by snowball (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

#14142147
109 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

#14079841
142 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

#14024877
113 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 4:17pm - kids - by nybaby - United States (New York)

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML

#13921347
147 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Morelos)

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38030) - you deserved it (3978)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
116 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27675) - you deserved it (13120)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

#13817966
128 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

#13696157
184 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption: "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

#13588009
116 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I put my 4 year old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML

#13450247
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21859) - you deserved it (8304)

On 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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