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by ciotter / 01/08/2011 at 3:57am / United States (California) / Animals
by snowball / 12/29/2010 at 6:32pm / Switzerland (Zurich) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
by katybaby / 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 1:50am / Singapore / Kids
by nybaby / 11/29/2010 at 4:17pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 3:01am / Mexico (Morelos) / Intimacy
by Tasha84 / 11/20/2010 at 12:21am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm / Israel (HaDarom) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
by roberto / 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Intimacy
by nk / 11/03/2010 at 12:39am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption: "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
by tanya / 10/25/2010 at 8:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
- Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and… Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious.… Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob".…