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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • 50 quality comments

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    16%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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    42%
  • One more and it's business time

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Blueberrypsycho's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

By teejayrn / Saturday 17 December 2011 06:49 / United States

Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML

By Goatkvlt / Saturday 22 November 2008 07:02 / France

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

By f*ck - / Wednesday 2 May 2012 16:22 / United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

By anonymous / Sunday 1 April 2012 18:38 / United States

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

By lifeonfire12 - / Monday 16 April 2012 01:13 / Canada