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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 November 1993 (20 years)
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Today, to amuse my girlfriend I put on her sexy nightshirt and go out on the balcony for a smoke, wriggling about in front of her window. She laughs until one of her neighbors shouts "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

#696
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On 01/03/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by gabess - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
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On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML

#362
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On 11/22/2008 at 2:02am - misc - by Goatkvlt - Sent from mobile version



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