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by hfksorws / 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm / Miscellaneous
by ohman / 10/02/2010 at 2:28am / Singapore / Love
Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML
by shelbs61 / 08/30/2010 at 3:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/23/2010 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
by 86145 / 08/16/2010 at 1:03am / United States (Texas) / Love
by KBL3 / 08/11/2010 at 5:16am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by MandMandM / 07/19/2010 at 2:38am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 2:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by liz / 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
by dammitrain / 07/13/2010 at 3:43pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML
by gibsonSG323 / 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Stupid_Chick / 05/31/2010 at 9:09pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
by crazygirl10 / 05/28/2010 at 4:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ChubbyAmerican / 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (New Mexico) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…