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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 November 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 17
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Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

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228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17156) - you deserved it (29463)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34100) - you deserved it (4984)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

#19091459
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22988) - you deserved it (7734)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

#18896901
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17264) - you deserved it (30930)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34769) - you deserved it (12232)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26100) - you deserved it (3287) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29502) - you deserved it (23414)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25902) - you deserved it (6156)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

#18533113
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27507) - you deserved it (4430)

On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23530) - you deserved it (2306)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495
230 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

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127 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (5022)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27561) - you deserved it (2258)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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136 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -



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