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by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
by elisimo / 01/24/2012 at 3:50am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
by Vitriol / 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm / France / Love
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
by eakthegeek / 01/10/2012 at 4:36am / United States / Intimacy
by teejayrn / 12/17/2011 at 1:49am / United States / Love
by skidmark / 12/08/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 1:45am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
by immy504 / 11/30/2011 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by moopymoplady / 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by JWhite / 11/24/2011 at 3:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by chunkymonkey / 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm / Health
- Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He… Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him,… Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I…