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About blueberry_hill : happily married to the love of my life. I am an Army wife, and I enjoy every minute of it. I have on child, and one on the way. Couldn't ask for anything more. Except maybe a million dollars, but who doesn't want that right?
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Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 6:33am - misc - by kazmatazz (woman) - Oman
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by secret_source (woman) - United States
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harness correctly. For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps. I cannot un-see that picture. It wasn't even a harness safety class. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by recmonty - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by HK (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 5:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 10:19am - love - by Coykoi - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 6:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by inapickle (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10am - love - by RingAroundThe..SPLAT (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm - misc - by OytoBeAfather (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out the hard way that it is possible to sunburn the soles of your feet. FML
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