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Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML
by Hum / 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm / Switzerland (Ticino) / Intimacy
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by A girl / 06/27/2011 at 3:55am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/27/2010 at 2:01am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML
by fihifgni210 / 05/20/2009 at 12:54pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I… Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they… Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes,…