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bluberry1995
  • Town/Country : Hawaii, united states
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML

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On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

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On 09/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by all5fingers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
118 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML

#17516576
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On 08/19/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by Reena (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML

#17516576
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On 08/19/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by Reena (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that I would do it, to which she responded, "Calm down, it's not like I've never seen 'spludge' before." FML

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On 08/17/2011 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting the my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

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168 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
283 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)



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