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bloop0
  • Town/Country : Sheffield, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 144
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About bloop0 : Hey, I'm awesome >_>
I play guitar and drums, and I'm not friendly!
Generally come on this alot to read and make me feel better about my life. Doesn't work.

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Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8695) - you deserved it (31681)

On 07/25/2012 at 9:11pm - intimacy - by Infiltrator4444 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML



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