About Bloop0
Hey, I'm awesome >_> I play guitar and drums, and I'm not friendly! Generally come on this alot to read and make me feel better about my life. Doesn't work.
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Bloop0's favorite FMLs

Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML

By Infiltrator4444 / Thursday 26 July 2012 01:11 / United States - Lexington

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

By justlittleoldme / Wednesday 25 July 2012 21:05 / United States - Sarona

Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML

By Itstrickyyxx - / Wednesday 25 July 2012 18:08 / United States - Erie