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Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2009 at 9:06pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML
by Co-B / 09/03/2009 at 4:59pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Ariel / 06/02/2009 at 8:19am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Intimacy
Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me "when" so I replied "...towards the end". I didn't realize she was really asking what day this happened. FML
by embarrassed / 06/01/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by crazystuff23 / 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2009 at 7:36am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2009 at 12:54pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
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