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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 42 posted

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Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

#19362512
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12613) - you deserved it (20045)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

#18111338
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32171) - you deserved it (3009)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML

#15266728
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28433) - you deserved it (4612)

On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

#6832794
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30594) - you deserved it (2812)

On 12/19/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by neednewfriends (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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