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  • Town/Country : Colorado&Texas, ????
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 119
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 35 posted

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Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29778) - you deserved it (38477)

On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

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On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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On 12/19/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by neednewfriends (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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