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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 984
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About blitzblade196 : I'm 17 years old, I like drawing, love having a good time, and I'm headed to college. Message me if you wanna. I'll chat you up. ;)

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Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45405) - you deserved it (16998)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42338) - you deserved it (22752)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

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