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Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36357) - you deserved it (3636)

On 03/21/2013 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31624) - you deserved it (15949)

On 03/18/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by amberrenee91 - United States (Pennsylvania)



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