Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

blackpuddle

Online | Search for a member

blackpuddle

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1983 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2184
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About blackpuddle : I like penguins.

blackpuddle's page activity

Visits<b>Same_Heart</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 8:55pm<b>KayLynn135</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 2:03pm<b>imalosertho</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 7:22pm<b>Lalala579121</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 8:15pm<b>neeni88</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 5:57pm<b>zeriously95</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 4:56pm<b>vernk</b> - the 03/26/2014 at 1:49pm<b>Jazzy9999</b> - the 03/21/2014 at 10:54pm<b>batah</b> - the 03/04/2014 at 3:14am<b>iAmPaul</b> - the 03/03/2014 at 11:40pm<b>milzone</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 1:45pm<b>rapunzel3416</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 5:15am<b>islandgirly</b> - the 01/28/2014 at 12:18am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2014 at 7:22pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/20/2013 at 10:34pm<b>Sports_guy3</b> - the 12/18/2013 at 9:19pm<b>712sash</b> - the 11/18/2013 at 4:58am<b>Gurami</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 2:34am

blackpuddle's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

See all of blackpuddle's badges

blackpuddle's favorite FMLs

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

#7873288
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28683) - you deserved it (4203)

On 02/04/2010 at 9:52am - love - by EchoDearEcho (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML

#7753141
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5892) - you deserved it (22434)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm - animals - by saintmichi (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today, I went to the dentist after not being there for 3 years. I was told that I had loads of cavities and that I would need to pay $3,000 for a serious mouth surgery. The reason I hadn't been to the dentist in 3 years: I've been married to a dentist for 3 years that said my teeth were "perfect." FML

#7011846
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33958) - you deserved it (5390)

On 12/29/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by bradyman (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML

#6753136
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36645) - you deserved it (2267)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

#6580015
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30678) - you deserved it (2770)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML

#6247099
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10445) - you deserved it (72493)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

#6166961
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (3707)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that I have to block my number to get my own mother to take my phone calls. FML

#6037423
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29710) - you deserved it (3051)

On 10/28/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Slayeddd (woman) - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

#5937584
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (6213)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

#5685391
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35699) - you deserved it (3815)

On 10/06/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by roomie487 - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my Dad sent me an e-mail wishing me a "Happy 21st Birthday, sweetheart!" The message went on and on about how much he loves and misses me and wishes we were closer, and can't believe how fast I'm growing up. I'm 23 and my birthday is in December. FML

#4203551
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47347) - you deserved it (2387)

On 08/01/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

#2796637
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78006) - you deserved it (21848)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #2: In slow-moving hell
  • It was once a dream, now it’s come true. We’re at the place that was allocated months ago for preprogrammed, enforced holiday fun time. We’ve put on some cargo shorts, slipped on some of those…

Wednesday 13 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: