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blackpuddle

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blackpuddle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3763
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About blackpuddle : I like penguins.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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blackpuddle's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML

#13698709
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (12057)

On 11/03/2010 at 6:43am - misc - by MissIsabel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got hit by a Salami log thrown from a car; its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML

#13320249
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27436) - you deserved it (2649)

On 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by ifpigsflew (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

#12987645
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14916) - you deserved it (21777)

On 09/10/2010 at 6:02am - work - by hard_headed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML

#10777630
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12084) - you deserved it (40177)

On 05/26/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by noraidk - United States (Texas)

Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML

#8663559
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9386) - you deserved it (36647)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:57pm - misc - by mathhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

#7873288
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32829) - you deserved it (4579)

On 02/04/2010 at 9:52am - love - by EchoDearEcho (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML

#7753141
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7345) - you deserved it (25782)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm - animals - by saintmichi (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today, I went to the dentist after not being there for 3 years. I was told that I had loads of cavities and that I would need to pay $3,000 for a serious mouth surgery. The reason I hadn't been to the dentist in 3 years: I've been married to a dentist for 3 years that said my teeth were "perfect." FML

#7011846
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38302) - you deserved it (5884)

On 12/29/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by bradyman (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML

#6753136
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41327) - you deserved it (2584)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

#6580015
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34760) - you deserved it (3058)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML

#6247099
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12543) - you deserved it (78389)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

#6166961
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33972) - you deserved it (4029)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that I have to block my number to get my own mother to take my phone calls. FML

#6037423
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33628) - you deserved it (3412)

On 10/28/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Slayeddd (woman) - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

#5937584
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33088) - you deserved it (6666)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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