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blackpuddle
  • Town/Country : Buffalo, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 922
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About blackpuddle : I like penguins.

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Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33418) - you deserved it (18425)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:46am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15233) - you deserved it (37177)

On 05/19/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

#697530
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14195) - you deserved it (77556)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11621) - you deserved it (65013)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
18 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14770) - you deserved it (1448)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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